We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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