wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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