We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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