but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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