Kiss
Puke
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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