I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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