we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
what is it with giant penises always finding me
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
