I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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