Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
i think im in europe. pls send help
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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