It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
True strength comes from lack of pants
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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