she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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