so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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