but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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