Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
only if we run a train.
done.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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