They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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