I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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