hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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