from now on my penis is your penis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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