Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My feet surprised me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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