I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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