No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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