Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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