D3 body, D1 cock
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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