Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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