Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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