You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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