I skipped work to stalk him.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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