Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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