Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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