Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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