Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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