Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
