This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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