I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Randomize
