i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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