what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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