In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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