If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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