Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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