She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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