the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
