you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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