There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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