You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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