how can u be prego again
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
