before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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