did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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