he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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