I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
