i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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